Travis Kvapil

Can't believe this many people know who Travis is.

What's up with all the spanish shit? Nobody cares about that crap here. You know why there aren't any mexicans in NASCAR don't you? They won't let 9 of you ride in the same car.

LMMFAO!

Can someone explain how this cock breath ever lasted as long as he did in Cup? Seriously, what did he do in trucks or Busch that made someone think he'd be good at the Cup level?

This bastard was in way over his head from day one.

Why does that font do that when I copy from word and paste?  Oh, the partying days…..Hmm, wow we could talk all night. Hah. Hmm, It has been a while. Well, this kind of stands out for some reason, that one time we gathered at a good friends house and were drinking liquor shots which seemed like a god thing to do at the time. Some time later, I woke up in the living room floor. I don’t think I passed out, but just fell asleep I guess, but anyway I began to feel sick and somehow got to the front porch. The porch had picket railing and I was on my knees with my head between the pickets throwing up in the yard.  One of my buddies came out and asked if I was alright, and I said yes, and I looked down the sidewalk and saw a water hose. I asked him to hand it to me to rinse my mouth out. He turned it on and handed it to me. The water pressure was powerful. So I still had my head between the pickets and I rinsed my mouth and still off and on throwing up, but as I paused to breathe or whatever, I looked over to my left and another guy was doing the same thing with his head through the pickets, and as he was puking, this powerful water pressure was arching over and splattering him in the back of his head. He wasn’t even flinching. Funny as hell. Now your turn for a story. Racing – I missed the Friday night race since I didn’t know it was coming on, but Kyle won sooooo. Also, I know the Rousch boys hada bad night. But tonight, the race is on (at this time infact), but I’m not really watching it. Boooooooooooring. I’m recording, so if anything exciting did happen, I’ll go back and watch it. OK NY, I’m getting lazy, so I’m hanging it up for the night.  Holler at me when you get a chance.

Yes my brother is having a pretty good summer season this far. He's playing on two teams - his pony league team is undefeated I'm thinking maybe 8/9-0 is their record and his legion team has lost one game but not sure about their record. They just started a tournement with that team yesterday and they're playing teams from all over NY. They played this morning and my brother got the win for pitching and he drove in the winning run so it was really exciting. Another game tonight though and they're probably gonna get creamed. And yes I still pitch count for the pony team haha I've even moved up to announcing in the press box with one of the boy's little brothers haha it's a hoot. Thank you for the relationship advice. I hung out with the new guy this past weekend but there was someone else with us and nothing happened so that probably was just a one time thing. And as for number one we got into a pretty big fight Friday night and we haven't talked since Saturday. It dumb but I apologized Saturday and he was still mad at me and I told him to let me know when he's over it. It's weird because since Friday I've had the worst past few days everrr and I've never felt so lonely =\ Anyways we'll see what happens. Ok you SO have to tell me at least one story from your partying days!!! I won't tell anyone I promise haha

PS Did you watch that nationwide race? I think everybody thought the same thing on the results. Surprise for Kyle in the cup race.  Still hated to see that ___ Harvick win.  I don't know if the Fords will ever win one. What's going on with Your Rousch teams?  Man, it is so hot here. How about you guys in NY? Well, just passing through. Catch you later my friend.

Way to go with Pocono. Glad to hear that. I hope you guys have a good time. Have you already got your tickets? And I'm with you on the Danica thing. I hope Morgan Shephard takes her out again. HAHA!! Oh, I almost forgot - how is your brother doing this year? As good as last year hopefully. And you are still doing the pitch count thing huh? You must be pretty dood at it. Wow, you have the most interesting relationships. It is so funny. So... Number one is coming back? Look, you have him where you want him, if you want him. He probably has realized where he messed up. And the new guy? Which way are you leaning. You probably have to wait and see what happens this weekend right? My advice? Hmm, well, it is your ballgame. If they come to play ball, they play by your rules. You are number one. That is how I would call it. Also, be cool in those NY bars. You know how your temper gets. Haha. Just kidding.  But do be careful. i could tell you some stories from back in the day, but, well, I never got arrested. Haha. OK, the Nationwide race is starting, Junior in the 3. Blah Blah, Blah. And the sirloin steak - never heard of it? Well, it is a cut of beef that is lean with very little fat (for me). You have to be careful when you cook it or it will get tough. My brother can cook anything though, and it was delish. The normal T-bone or ribeye has fat pockets and actually, fat = flavor. OK, caution on the track, better go. No, it wasnt Junior, Kyle, or Brad. Hah. Catch you later NY.

So that's pretty much all I have for you on that subject feel free to offer any advice =) How was your brother's cookout? Also thank you for explain sirloin to me because I've always heard the word but never knew what it meant. Haha alright well I suppose I'll let you go know have a great night and catch ya soon! PS it's nosy =)

Hey NY, how’s it going?  Wow, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it had been this long. Just been busy busy busy.  I appreciate the call out.  I have missed you too.  I have been pulling these 10-12 hr days 6day weeks, etc. etc. and on top of that funny you should mention travel, because I have been to Indy for a few days, which that put me further behind, but I am beginning to see light at the end of the tunnel.  Plus we have been having some storms with tree limbs coming down and getting some garage stuff done. It has been hot hot and that brings some hard storms. I think next week, it is supposed to cool down some.  What about you my NY friend?  Are you working yet?  Did you call CVS and give them a thirty pound cursing? It is strange that the guy told you they weren’t hiring college students after they told you they would call you.  Maybe the last guy didn’t know what he was talking about.  Hope summer is still going good for you.  Swimming and all that stuff has got to be relaxing to that powerful brain of yours.  Have you been back to five guys yet? I keep getting offers and keep passing.  You can still be proud of me.  I’m still holding up good. I have taken off about 20 pounds and I feel good and look normal again.  So, I eat better foods and occasionally go get a pizza or something but not like every day.  By the way, thanks for the B1 advice. I can tell it helps. I feel like I owe you a $20.00 co-pay or something. And yes the Dr gave me a sleep aid. It is a light dose of something which I can’t pronounce, but it does the trick and would be even better if I would just go to bed on time.

Dear TN, where have you been!?!? I'm missing you up here!!! Hope everything is okay with you =) Love, NY

Going to the Glen this year would be awesome! I'm definitely gonna try to do that but we'll see what happens. It's about an hour and 15 mins away from us I think so it wouldn't be too bad a drive. I'll try to convince either my dad and brother or my best friend to go up with me. As for the job hahah yeah it's nothing big just a job at CVS (do you have CVS in TN?) I haven't done the interview yet though because they wanted to do it May 11th and I'm still at school until Thursday morning so they said that was no problem and they'd reschedule it when I get home. I'll be sure not to let them see me sweat thanks for the advice! No I've never heard anything about that track on Roush's property but that's interesting. I wonder if anything ever did come of that because that's a pretty neat idea. Yeah I hear you on the weight loss. It's really tough to eat right and all and like you said especially when you guys go out so much. But still you can do it as long as you keep in mind what might happen if you don't hah I use that method a lot. Alright let me see, as a future doctor the only other thing I can recommend is Vitamin B1 also. Fatigue is a major problem that results when we don't have enough in our system. Sleep though too could probably really help seeing as how since you get up at 4 am daily you probably aren't getting enough. But that's about all I have for you. B12 is certainly the right thing to be doing right now. My diagnosis right now is just a weakened immune system left over from the pneumonia plus the stress from work. Haha other than that you might need an actual doctor's help...

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Check It out – I’m a veteran. What’s up with that? Anyhow, Saturday at my friends house, we built a front porch to replace his old one. We had a pretty good day, except the weather was like 65deg. and the wind was breezy, so as you can guess, I have the snotts. Tell me doc, it has been a terrible winter and spring for pneumonia and head colds. I take a vitamin C and B-12 daily. What else can I do? Help me out and we will call it even Steven on the 100 you owe me. Hah. Also, this could be your first diagnosis to your first patient. HAha.  OK, 189 students in your graduating class. Guessing…………….You were number 10? Right, close?  Wait a minute – SHOT - during your lifetime?  Mmmmmmm, let me get back to you on that one. Yeah, I heard about Buescher, tough break. He will be ok though. Hey, have you ever watched the three stooges? It is like from the 40’s – 50’s era, kind of corny, but it is funny. I dvr’d it off the amc channel and it is on tv now and I’m kind of doing this and watching that at the same time. Curly carries this block of ice up these steps to a house on the hillside, probably two hundred steps or so, then when he gets to the top the ice has melted down to an ice cube. Stupid but it is funny. Eh, I don’t know. Shot during your lifetime? Hmmm. OK my friend, it is time to give it up for the night. So I’ll catch you later tater.

Hey NY, what’s shakin’?  Glad to hear you had a good birthday.  That was nice of your family to come over and celebrate your day with you. It is so hard to believe that a whole year has passed since we talked about Darlington. Too bad you couldn’t get to the race, but maybe you will get to the Glen this year. How far is that away from where you live? Now NY, is someone trying to make a working woman out of you? What kind of job did you interview for, and how did the interview go? Did you let them see you sweat? Because that’s a no-no. Haha. But as witty as you are, you probably asked them the most questions. You are right about the testing policy, but I remember some time back, when Mark still drove for Rousch, that Jack was planning to build a track on the property where his shop was located so they could shake down their cars. I don’t know if they ever built it or not. Have you ever heard about it? Thanks for the encouragement on the weight thing. Sad to say, I had developed a spare tire. Thankfully it has deflated quiet a bit, and luckily the gut is where the weight has been leaving from. Still stuck at about 15, but I’m still eating healthy and smaller portions. I have to admit, it is tough, especially when we get together and go out to eat so often. JC is the eat out capital of the world. Honestly, I’ve never been in another city where there has been so many eateries. Anyhow, I loved the story about your marching band experience.  I didn’t know things like that happened to anyone else. It is a shame you put all that work into it and then had to leave it, But I’m sure it all worked out for the best. Maybe when you become a doctor, you will have the band director for a patient and he will need a colonoscopy. Ooooooooohhhh!!!!! Payday. Haha.

Man! What's up with this font? Anyway, It was good to see Denny Hamlin win both races. That’s better than Kyle and Harvick. And I’ll take that D-note, thank you. Did you have a good B-day? Did you get the book? Actually I related it to Darlington for some reason. I think you mentioned something about it last year. So actually the 8^th was a close guess. Hope you’re not disappointed in me. By the way, congratulations on your one day band career. Haha. What happened? Scheduling conflict? Looks like a nice school. How many students? Wow the seizures sound like a real pain. Thanks for explaining it. It sound like a real pain, and scary too. I really hope the medication keeps doing its job. But, you are definitely too strong to let something like that get you down. And are you sure all New Englanders are not crazy? Remember my Buffalo buddy? For training, only thing he asked is where do you buy beer? Haha. No just kidding. I know you guys are good people. OK NY, I better give it up for the night. 4:00am comes early. Have a good one.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

from your pal down south. I hope you have a great day today. Did you watch the race last night? Good for Denny huh? Maybe Carl will pull a big victory out for you tonight on your special day. Well, I gotta go. We are working on a friends house today. Have a good day.

So that was your HS? How funny. Yeah, the camera turns to look up the hill at the entrance and there is like a construction trailer or a band trailer on top of the hill. Do you guys have a band trailer or something like that because I’m betting that’s what it is? But none of the cameras can see the parking lot. They are all on Reynolds Rd except for the sky view. Not sure how old the picture is but it has 2009 in the corner, which may or may not be accurate. By the way, what does the sign to the right of the entrance say? Glad the seizure meds are working. How many do you average in a year, if you don’t mind telling me? It seems like my cousin would have 4-5, more or less a year. And for me and school, I’m still fighting it. Also, I was hoping you wouldn’t ask about your B-Day. I’m close, but not positive. May 8th? But if I am right, you owe me one D note. D note = $100.00. Hah! No, you are wrong on the book. I haven’t finished it yet, haven’t had time, but hopefully this weekend, I will knock it out. Good luck on the Michael J. Fox book. Hope you get it. OK, I better get off here. Work comes early this Sat. morning. Catch you soon NY.

Oh NY, you know I wouldn’t get mad at you for a little lie. I used to do the same thing myself. Now I’m beginning to lie toward the lower numbers. Haha.  And what! - ARABIC???? What’s up with that? Your not going uh Bin Laden on us are you? Hope not. I tell ya, you are such an interesting person. Are all New Englanders like you? Hah. By the way, what else did you sign up for? As for the physical, like I said the EKG was good, and they gave me CT chest scan to check, I think,  calcium build up in my heart (I’m sure you know what this stuff is, because I sure don’t) and that test came back with scoring of 0-100, with 0 being the best, my score was a 0. I couldn’t believe that. But, triglicerites (spelling) were up. So, I have a low fat diet going on now, and I bought a new walk behind lawn mower and things are going pretty good with all that. I have already lost 10-12 lbs. which I have needed to since my friends have been picking on me a little. But you know, I sit on my duff all day at work and that kills me 8 – 10 hrs daily. Blaah! 5Guys? Oh, there is this new place in JC, we went there a few weeks ago and I ordered a burger. This thing was cut in half and looked like two jumbo burgers sitting on serving platter. Man it was good, but even though I tried, I could not polish it off. My friend did. I couldn’t believe it.

Hey Hey NY, how is the world treating you? Boy, I love the way you read code. Good job. You want to hang out here a while? The last post here was in 2008 and Kvapil is not really making any news so it could be quiet here. It’s funny, because it reminds me of one time me and my buddies took out dates to the movies and we found one theatre with nobody in it, so we took it and all made out with our girlfriends. Anyway, so much for memory lane. The race. I’m right with you on Talladega. It was sleepsville till the end with all the crazy wrecking and stuff, and I knew what Harvick was going to do when he was pushing McMurray along. Oooh that piffed me off. I almost had a NY fit. And you are right, it was Burtons race, but he always has bad luck at the end – like to see him win a couple, he deserves it. Yeah, Gordon and Johnson are making it more interesting. I saw that and couldn’t believe it happened again and Gordon got the short end of it again. Haha. Oh NY, tell your roomie I said she needs to get her priorities straight. This is nascar we are talking about. I hope I don’t need to come to NY and kick her ass. Haha. Wow, this attitude you gave me is great. OK, The 50 docked points from Keselowski was a big help in the points race. Carl has had too much bad luck, and earlier on TV, they showed what the rules infraction was, and they were flat out cheating. I hate it for Colin Braun, but you could see the writing on the wall. Poor guy, just too many wrecks, and especially when he has taken Carl out.

kvapil is really turning up the heat in nascar.