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The following is a portion of an interview between lightweight UFC laughing-stock fighter, Diego "Dirty" Sanchez and Fight! Magazine from the June 2008 issue:
FM: Diego, is it true that you like to give and receive dirty sanchezes?
Diego: YESSS!!
FM: Recently in your fights, you've made a habit of overtly expressing ridiculous faces at your opponent when facing him across the octagon. Perhaps you're retarded?
Diego: YESSS!!
FM: So sorry to hear that. At least that makes you the second notable fighter with a disability employed by the UFC. The first being Matt Hamill, he's not retarded of course, just deaf. Although, he may sound retarded. Can you relate?
Diego: YESSS!!
FM: Last question before we let you go back to meditating to your favorite new age album, "Clay Aiken Presents Sounds of the Congo Gorilla Humping and Mating." Rumor has it that in your upcoming fight with UFC lightweight champ BJ Penn, your aiming to trap yourself in his mount position so that you can blow him. Can you confirm this?
Diego: YESSS!!
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