Derek Holland

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2016-05-18T07:03:37
Congratulations on contracting herpes Sayble Humphress. Welcome to the club if you didn't already have it! He gave it to me about a year ago. It's the gift that keeps giving, so there's always a surprise down south. Enjoy!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2016-05-10T19:21:39
I just hope he can be average so the Rangers can trade this fkn walking abortion for at least a box of slimjims and "stroker" personal jerk off tubes for the rest of the team.
Derek isn't worth a tug job at a truck stop from a toothless bearded bitch in daisy Dukes and a tube top
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2016-05-05T16:33:26
He's a joke!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2016-05-05T16:32:48
round and round they go ..wipe your ass with that dick head nice first inning !
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2016-05-04T22:02:22
Good god. His ex Laura is obv still obsessed with him. She knows he is dating Sayble and isn't happy about it lolol. Let it go girl, you couldn't take care of him and someone else could. You live and you learn. Go get some other athlete cleat chaser!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-12-14T20:15:34
Dbag hays
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on 2015-11-11T04:33:36
Brandon who?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-10-25T16:43:38
Tyler seguin
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-10-15T13:35:33
He can go 'eff a goat for all i care.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-10-12T16:48:53
The Rangers are too fine an organization to have this immature, self absorbed pitcher on their roster
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-10-12T16:46:54
He is 100% trash...on and off the field
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-10-12T16:41:47
He cost 4 in the ALDS 2015 vs Toronto. He served up multiple home runs in the 1st couple innings in which we couldn't recoved. I'm so sick of him & his antics which don't win ball games!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-10-12T14:04:50
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-10-07T19:35:28
Derek picks up as many as 3 girls a night. He'll take one home, bang her, and then go get another. It's a running joke with his friends that he does so many he should give out souvenir t-shirts. Used to be Sfuzzi but I assume he's using So & So's as his home base now.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-09-26T19:23:04
Damn people find better things to do with your time than to worry other people.I'm sure everyone on here has a few skeletons in their closet.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-09-10T21:32:17
not one girl in this world will ever get his attention long enough for him to stop cheating. He put a ring on someone and seemed like he truly loved her but still ended up cheating. He has problems and can not help his temptations. He needs to learn to keep it in his pants because if not, AIDS is next for the poor guy
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-08-31T23:21:43
This doesn't surprise me that Derek would be on this site! I was also warned about him hitting on girls until he finds one that will go home with him. One of my best guy friends plays for the RR and Derek was just bragging to him about how he has girls in every city.#GROSS
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-07-27T19:13:17
Are you serious? He has herpes? How can you prove it?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-07-27T06:37:58
He has herpes. My friend said he gave them to her about a month ago
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-07-22T19:31:24
Eversince he's been single, hes gone downhill.. Sns
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-07-10T12:22:47
Serious Rookie shut up! You clearly have an obsession. Find something better do with your time. Troll!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-06-30T11:56:24
He pestered my daughter for her number, even after she told him she had a steady boyfiend that she lived with and went on to text her all night long. Caused a great deal of stress for my daughter and her man and daughter told Hollnd to leave her alone repeatedly.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on 2015-06-30T02:41:11
f8ERRu I really like and appreciate your blog article.Really thank you! Fantastic.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-06-28T10:56:57
He was just working a charity event which he got my girlfriends number and then went on to try and talk to her friend! So he's single and maybe thats why
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-06-08T08:48:44
1gk4qa Thank you for your blog.Thanks Again. Really Cool.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2015-01-10T08:51:15
They got braces??? Lmfao
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-12-30T20:04:50
I think he cheated and she was one to walk away and not stick around just for the money. Shit, I would have taken the money or at least had his baby and been like, pay up, Peace!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on 2014-12-10T23:02:50
Anyone know why he and Lauren broke up? And even more importantly, why did they decide to get adult braces together?? Baha
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-11-03T19:56:56
No one would even look twice at this ass clown if he didn't pitch for the rangers. Let's see if how rangers sign him after his 5 year deal and when they don't he will just be another has been sitting in bars telling people he used to pitch in the majors. As long as his dick doesn't fall off first from all the STD's he has.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-11-03T13:51:03
Dirtiest jackass in Dallas hands down. Take your pick of STD's
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-10-07T22:34:55
This guys a joke... Hes still trying to get w girls that are either way out of his league or just cleat chasers because they are easy targets. He already had that once n messed that up so now, hes trying again. Sucha pig. All he will unfortunately get is someone for his money or status because theres no brains behind it #bachelorforever
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-09-30T09:59:35
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-09-26T02:31:16
is greg holland the pitcher from KC royals his brother?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-09-18T17:38:39
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-09-17T23:12:09
Derek has...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-09-05T23:55:03
Lauren yum
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-09-03T08:37:04
It's so funny how you guys continue to talk so much and have no class. Obviously from the comment below this shows that she is talking to both Derek and his brother. That looks good. And your obviously sending him pics. Is it that hard to just say no and not do it. Or do u wanna keep being dumb sending the pics then come on here and talk about how bad he is but yet your the slut to send him that.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-08-21T23:47:33
I feel like he wont ever get married or have a serious relationship. With his last two, he has still msgd me and creepily asked for half naked pictures. He seems like a nice person to the public, but he's a perv (almost as bad as his brother) and still sends me that stuff as I'm sure he does with many. The two boys are fugly, maybe that triggers why?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-08-03T16:15:24
Isnt bonnie ohlig the fire crotch who made out with derek and his brother and is now with their friend brandon hays? She gets passed around more than a hacky sack.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on 2014-07-29T06:13:08
Derek Holland
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-07-17T04:37:16
One of my friends hooked up with Bonnie Ohlig like 2+ years ago and he said she sucks dick like a champ and she loved to get facials! Wonder if shes still that kinky after being with that homeless guy...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-07-09T10:08:59
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-07-06T09:05:34
Because people keep bringing her up like you, asswipe. They are not together so leave her off this and talk about derek if u have anything to say. Thats what this site is for
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-07-04T23:06:59
Why does ur xfiances pic keep popping up on here. Shes hott but its overwith. Geta new profile dork
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-06-25T08:56:04
Tyler sequin
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-06-10T10:50:08
Almost positive i saw him and his ex in ft worth this weekend? :/
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on 2014-05-25T20:38:35
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on 2014-05-24T09:14:16
Only wh0res date derek holland
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on 2014-05-23T16:39:08
Lol lauren seems to always be in a relationship so I don't know about hundreds of guys. Derek seems dorky so probably didn't learn from him. But she looks like she knows what shes doin. More power to her
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-05-19T09:50:17
Lmfao! You must be new if you think Lauren was experienced because of just Derek. She’s been around the block plenty of times. Keep her as a side piece like the other 100+ she has been with since I known her.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-05-18T08:41:26
Im messing w his ex.. He taught her well
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-05-09T16:22:47
He has a smelly penis
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-05-05T20:10:07
Nadine Caviness, Arizona
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-05-01T13:35:26
I wonder if brandon knows that bonnie messed with derek before him
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-04-30T20:12:06
Bonnie RottenCrotch as she's formally referred to as in some social circles.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-04-24T11:31:51
Read Below!!!! "Brandon Hays has Dereks leftovers? Hahahah.. Gotta meet this gem bonnie. Sounds like a sloot looking for ugly men with money" Bonnie Ohlig??? I'm going to vomit
Anonymous (Legend) wrote on 2014-04-24T08:21:20
Anonymous (Legend) wrote on 2014-04-24T08:21:12
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-04-24T07:29:32
Brandon Hays has Dereks leftovers? Hahahah.. Gotta meet this gem bonnie. Sounds like a sloot looking for ugly men with money
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-04-22T12:29:47
oh and as for "ugly brandon" (which yes, whether you know it or not that IS your nickname your friends call you behind your back), get rid of your beard sweety. it smells like piss and onions. I get it, you've got bad skin and acne so you want to hide it, but dear lord. I don't think even a homeless person smells THAT bad!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-04-22T12:06:21
lmao! that's hilarious about bonnie ohlig...i've heard from 2 guys she hooked up with in the past that she has a HUGE vagina. Eww, I don't even know what that means lol but it sounds terrible, like f**king a coffee can or something lolol. 
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-04-22T09:20:49
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-04-09T08:52:36
His ex looks happily moved on.. Good for her.. But if this is true, its kind of weird because I'm talking to him and I'm friends with Bonnie.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-04-08T14:37:40
Lauren could you quit posting bogus posts about your past bf’s and other girls? Sorry both your exe’s have moved on and you should also. Quit being a hater and get on with your own life girlfriend!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-04-07T12:10:00
Brandon hays gf bonnie ohlig? Haha nah thats just nasty
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-04-04T09:48:14
I looked up bonnie and she is not a winner. She is a pale firecrotch that looks like a beached whale. She really does not need to be wearing anything that shows her stomach on that dance team.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-04-03T18:20:10
It's gross that Bonnie Ohlig gets passed around by her boyfriend Brandon Hays "good friends." She was with Derek Holland while she first started talking to brandon. She also made out with his brother Greg Holland before him... Nasty pu$$y. I guess Brandon likes his friends left overs
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-04-01T22:45:02
They're both stupid and deserve each other. No one will put up with how he is now except for gold diggers/wh@res. she seems like a good stupid girl and he is just stupid so, stupid is as stupid does no matter how much money you make. #stupidpeople
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-04-01T01:03:21
She's retarded and Phil is a curly headed f**k, like, he prob wears body glitter too. Everytime I've seen Phil out w/ Lauren (which is rare) he seems totally wasted. Immature much?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-03-26T06:32:51
I saw him on that pie 5 commercial... Pretty funny
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-03-25T00:44:53
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-03-18T11:12:31
He probably would say that knowing it was a bad break up. And haha. Laurens my girl so i have heard both sides. You know one side from derek honey. How is Lauren the phsyco one when he threatened to shoot himself numerous times when she would leave? Or got preg. You dont know the half of what they went through. and "ur girls" need to get the facts straight before throwing shade on someone you dont know. Leave her out of this because YES! This is about derek. K thanks ;-)
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-03-18T10:51:14
Derek has told my girls and I plenty of times how fake and psycho she was! This forum is not about her but about Derek if you can't read.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-03-17T15:37:18
She isn't crazy. Leave her out of this forum and stop hating or being jealous. The girl has a big heart and one of the most level headed people I have met. Assuming below is phils comment again.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-03-14T15:17:11
Everyone that really knows Lauren can tell you that she is bat shitting upsidedown crazy!She has been since her Plano high days so why didn't this work out?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-03-10T14:59:18
Phil is CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! I tried to tell her.. Why does she pick these losers??
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on 2014-03-10T11:30:42
why does Washington keep yelling at you? You are too sweet looking to take that verbal abuse.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-03-09T23:00:30
Haha this must be Phil. I get notifications every time someone posts on my forums. Number one, you aren't "Laurens Phil".. You two were done ever since she told me you were talking to a black chick with a kid. And i'm not sure who beasely is but sure that shes black as well. Stop commenting on my forum. You are just trying to get with celebrity exes to make your insecure self feel better. Leave yourself out of this forum from now on.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-03-09T20:21:52
Lauren's Phil was just was with Beasley's ex girlfriend at Nobu lastnight. Since when have they broken up?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-03-03T08:59:40
Shes single? Watch them get back together. Theyr both dumb. As for the guy she dated phil, he thinks hes cool but has lots of problems.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-03-01T17:38:56
Her and her bf arent together anymore from what it looks like on facebook. He has crazy eyes. Isn't he oldr?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-02-28T16:53:01
The only pretty one to give him a chance was Lauren Hicks but he kept cheating on her so she finally left him. Now she scored her hott ass boyfriend while he's been doing whoever gives him a chance.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-02-28T13:40:59
Doing the same to me, whata creep. What did any girl ever see in him?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-02-27T16:44:02
LMFAO, ewww what a PIG! He message my friend last night to send him pictures and then told her he was "just kidding" since she turned him down. Come to find out he does this all the time and then tries to get you to come over. You ruined your name and reputation in Dallas so try another city!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-02-16T13:22:22
Derek Holland was in OakCliff today. Holy F. The broad he was with was nice to look at
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-02-15T00:57:56
Derek tried to fu*k TWO of my friends two weeks ago and they both denied him. He said he was injured and needed some help at his house! LMAO get a life Derek, everyone knows about you and your STD's
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on 2014-02-10T18:55:49
Laurens grandad is in the kkk. Great role model
Anonymous (Legend) wrote on 2014-02-09T15:12:46
break  up
Anonymous (Legend) wrote on 2014-02-09T15:12:37
are  they  happy
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